When you regret leaving your pets alone...

#1. Do what you must for I have already won.


#2. Went to a movie for 3 hours, came home to this.


#3. Just came back from lunch to this.




Hilarious wives men wished they were married to...

1#. I called my wife a sandwich maker.


#2. I asked the kind lady the pet shop for a shed tarantula skin to scare my husband.


#3. My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without waking him up. This is what he woke up to.




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